Take a jaw bone and the teeth from said jaw bone.
Apply some super glue to keep the teeth in place now that the jaw's former owner no longer has the gums to do that.
Take dental floss and string between matching teeth on opposite sides. Remember to tie each line in place.
Now you have a creepy string instrument that vaguely resembles a harp and sounds TERRIBLE.
If I were a dentist I would make one of these. Whenever I had kids in the office I could start strumming it and say "Remember to floss or I'll do it for you...after you die!"
I don't think I'd get much repeat business.
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