This little product spawned a rather large number of tasteless jokes today.
http://gizmodo.com/5715616/the-credit-card-knife-is-for-the-truly-unbalanced
"Garbage bags. Five dollars.
Out of state panel van rental. Two hundred and fifty dollars.
Entry into national park. Ten dollars.
Being finally free of your overbearing mother. Priceless."
"You'd really be in trouble once the wife got a hold of that card. What if she held it against you? It could lead to a sharp blow."
"Imagine the charges you'd incur for using that card!"
"The rewards program includes free accomodation and food."
"It would generate a lot of interest if you used it."
"Excessive use might leave you in the red..."
"shop till THEY drop..."
And so on. It was rather enjoyable tormenting my co-workers with jokes like that...
